I am armpit

I am a chimp and my name is armpit.
I blackmailed that stupid little monkey into letting me have a blog too, and he sulked over it for a whole day.
theres this one zoo keeper that I hate and today he almost got too close to my cage if he had been a foot closer I wood have ripped his arm off becaus he pokes me with stick sumtimes and I hate him.
its a good thing im the boss chimp in this cage becaus if any uv the other chimps was boss then they culd make me share but they cant becaus i will beat them up if they try.

Sorry!!

Sorry I havent posted in so long. My laptop went missing, and guess where I found it? In the chimps cage! He was surfing the internet, and let me tell you that battery was as near to dead as it could be without actually being dead. Well any way thats all and I'll change my profile soon as I get a chance. bbiab zoo-keeper coming!

I am a monkey

I am a monkey and I have a laptop that I stole from a boy. He was playing his P.S.P. right outside my cage. He had rather foolishly set his back-pack down right outside my cage. So I nipped over and had a look at his stuff. I well, lets just say I permanently borrowed a couple of things : 1 P.S.P. manual, 1 laptop,2 Gatorades, 1 granola bar, 1 spare pair of underwear, and 1 bottle of water. I'm sharing the laptop with the Chimps & the sloth ( he's a loner)though. We have to share with the Chimps because they threatened to snitch to the Zoo-keeper if I didn't! And the sloth (Who tried to set up my profile by the way) is the only animal nearby with a heater so we had to bribe him into letting us use the outlet that his heater plugs into for power. Whoops! Its already morning. BBIAB